You could say: 40 fails this election? That’s not so bad. That’s only one every other day! You could also (much more accurately) say:
These social media fails are just symptoms of a much deeper problem – a listless and desperate campaign run by a governing party past its best before date. And, as with any malady, you can’t just treat the symptoms to cure it. Prescription? It’s time for change.
The politics of shouting down, silencing, and steam-rolling over all opposition is reflected quite literally in the Conservative Party’s steady stream of Facebook memes, which have so far been by and large written in all-caps. AND THEY MEAN IT.
This is not a comprehensive list.
40. We will wait for the Conservatives to gain some experience in social media
When asked some reasonable questions on Facebook by a constituent, Conservative candidate Robert Strickland said he would wait for the person to “gain some experience in life” before answering their questions. This did not go well.
39. #PeopleLikeNenshi
After his party politicized the Niqab, Jason Kenney blamed Nenshi and “people like him” for politicizing the Niqab. Cue the instantly trending twitter hashtag, #PeopleLikeNenshi.
“People like me”, eh? Let’s just assume @jkenney means “thoughtful people”, shall we? https://t.co/rkN9xyPHHi
— Naheed Nenshi (@nenshi) October 1, 2015
@jkenney always pulling this out before he meets #peoplelikeNenshi pic.twitter.com/8ars4HhCim
— Safi (@habissioner) October 4, 2015
Couldn’t be more obvious who #peoplelikeNenshi and #peoplelikeHarper are #elxn42 #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/pSGBNQ0iAi
— Unadari Philips (@Unadari) October 2, 2015
38. Jason Kenney. Again.
When he’s not busy boasting how some of his best friends are “people like Nenshi,” Jason Kenney spends his time tweeting and deleting about meeting with refugees with “perfect, unaccented English.”
37. #OldStockCanadians
This Lynton Crosby-inspired dog whistle politics is a full-fledged category of wrong that goes well beyond the scope of this list. In terms of social media it does include the fear cranked up to 11 on most Conservative Party memes. It also includes Harper’s reference to #OldStockCanadians during a leaders’ debate.
“#OldStockCanadians dog whistle” @mackaycartoons nails it, again: http://t.co/JiwULBnPxV #oldstock #cdnpoli #elxn42 pic.twitter.com/bguFxSuuUw
— pmFearMonger (@PMFearMonger) September 21, 2015
Another #OldStockCanadians RT @Rockenvote2015 @inky_mark @brian_stitt MAKE HISTORY #elxn42 pic.twitter.com/hZK2xlopus
— Pete Quily (@pqpolitics) September 20, 2015
The Dog Whistler… #OldStockCanadians #cdnpoli #elxn42 pic.twitter.com/liAzQxS4RP
— A J Henderson (@ajhtweeting) September 19, 2015
#OldStockCanadians #elxn42 pic.twitter.com/8NUJpFDirl
— Alex Colangelo (@AlexColangelo) September 19, 2015
New Conservative Party of Canada merchandise on sale now! #OldStockCanadians #elxn42 #cdnpoIi pic.twitter.com/CKz23JL6cl
— Andreas Papadopoulos (@APLawToronto) September 19, 2015
“Harper’s Base” #OldStockCanadians pic.twitter.com/sCGidE14wH
— The Perfidious PM (@perfidiousPM) September 19, 2015
36. Name Harper’s plane
This one’s not entirely the Conservatives’ fault. They were just in the wrong plane at the wrong time.
#NameHarpersPlane pic.twitter.com/trzUfevZZm
— Mark Khoury (@markanada) September 1, 2015
Snake Oil on a Plane #nameharpersplane
— Dylan Penner (@DylanPenner) September 2, 2015
C-51 Rights Buster #nameharpersplane
— Dylan Penner (@DylanPenner) September 1, 2015
I did #NameHarpersPlane years ago: Panda1 #cdnpoli #elxn42 pic.twitter.com/MfFw3LhpJq
— Stephen Lautens (@stephenlautens) September 2, 2015
35. Another lake fake-out
It seems the Conservatives have a penchant for fake lakes and memes with misleading stock photos. After gutting freshwater protections in Canada, the Conservatives are now pledging conservation – with stock photos of lakes from Colorado.
34. Congratulations, you’re a robo-tweeter!
70 tweets. One weekend. Zero 6th place stepdancers left uncongratulated.
Congrats Leo Ready of Pembroke on finishing 3rd in 65+ Fiddling at the Pembroke Old Time Fiddling & Stepdancing Championships!
— Cheryl Gallant (@cherylgallant) September 10, 2015
Congrats Bruce Armitage of Quyon on finishing 4th in 65+ Fiddling at the Pembroke Old Time Fiddling & Stepdancing Championships!
— Cheryl Gallant (@cherylgallant) September 10, 2015
Congrats Jeffrey Meier of Richmond on finishing 6th in 12 & Under Fiddling at the Pembroke Old Time Fiddling & Stepdancing Championships!
— Cheryl Gallant (@cherylgallant) September 10, 2015
33. #Peegate
Even Conservatives agree it’s time for them to go. In this case, literally.
@1Cool Sorry,.. Can’t retweet. Mr Watterson would never license Calvin and Hobbes and would be disappointed having Calvin depicted that way.
— BuzzKill (@SteelHankey) September 7, 2015
Poor @pmharper – tough day. #JerryBance #peegate pic.twitter.com/UQxIW97hD1
— Mark Critch (@markcritch) September 7, 2015
“Elect the Harper Conservatives or you won’t have a pot to piss in.” #peegate #elxn42 pic.twitter.com/b7oNvKEEfQ
— Stephen Lautens (@stephenlautens) September 7, 2015
#peegate Damage Control: CPC HQ sends out new signs to every Tory campaign office across Canada. #elxn42 #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/RPgHb6Tnug
— Justin Stayshyn (@UnionSt) September 7, 2015
RT @BinkyBaxter1: “Let me pee clear.” #PeeGate pic.twitter.com/OPvOTwwGNQ #cdnpoli
— Franceska (@CactusGipsy) September 7, 2015
If you’re not following #peegate, you’re missing out on cutting edge #canpoli scandal. http://t.co/GNSDb6e9Px pic.twitter.com/KRSQ7B06UJ
— The Nations (@thenations_tv) September 7, 2015
32. The Harper Dictionary
After years, of twisting language to suit political goals, the twitterverse pulled a reverse-Orwell and launched the Harper dictionary to reclaim language for the common good.
31. #Harperman
Forgetting the first rule of How to Not Make Something Go Viral, the feds suspended a public servant for this song. Naturally, the attempted censorship of Harperman got the catchy tune trending. Big time.
Not only did the youtube video go viral from 50,000 views to over 700,000 at the time of writing, it resulted in multi-meme shrapnel, spawning at least two trending hashtags on twitter, starting with #Harperman.
30. #HarperAfolkSong
First Harperman, the video, went viral. Then #Harperman, the hashtag, went viral. And then, #HarperAfolkSong went viral. All in the same day.
#HarperAFolkSong #1 Trending in Canada #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/Vq6FkWSoXC
— Peter D Fokes (@quiet888) August 29, 2015
Duff, the Tory Bagman, another #harperafolksong Canadian original. https://t.co/iJVyTauvPe #Harperman
— MoodyWaterMusic (@moodywatermusic) September 1, 2015
Michael, Robo the vote ashore #HarperAfolksong #Harperman
— Dylan Penner (@DylanPenner) August 29, 2015
“I’m a man of constant robo / Ur polling station’s changed / I’m bound 2 call non-CPCers / Hoping they won’t vote again” #HarperAfolksong
— Dylan Penner (@DylanPenner) August 29, 2015
Mr. Robojangles #HarperAfolksong
— Dylan Penner (@DylanPenner) August 29, 2015
29. The Conservative Party muzzles itself
After muzzling whistleblowers, scientists, charities, Elections Canada, and many more, it was just a matter of time before Harper started muzzling his own candidates.
From ditching local debates to not doing media interviews to blank bio pages on the party website, Conservative candidates are a mysterious bunch. It’s kind of like waiting for Godot – except Godot would have arrived sooner and in this case Godot can’t be found even when you launch a full cross-country search.
Less than five per cent of CPC candidates agree to interview requests #cdnpoli #elxn42 http://t.co/whSZ6KRYEQ pic.twitter.com/1L46joBJ9v
— The Perfidious PM (@perfidiousPM) August 31, 2015
28. Conservative candidate says things
The Conservatives often get a hard time for muzzling… well, just about everyone, but in some cases, it’s easier to understand why the party is muzzling its candidates.
One candidate, William Moughrabi, went from over-the-top sexist facebook posts and “joking” about punching people in the face to total social media radio silence. But the interwebs doesn’t forget.
27. Another Conservative candidate says things
What could go wrong with comparing another party leader to Hitler’s propaganda minister? Unsurprisingly, pretty much everything.
26. #unseenPMOemail
Remember Mike Duffy from back in the first geological age of the federal election of ought-fifteen? Back in those heady early days, some staffers in the Prime Minister’s Office tried to avoid responsibility in the Duffy payoff by claiming they didn’t fully read a seven line email. The twitterverse helpfully chimed in with other things the PMO may have missed in its emails.
Poloz to #Harper “We are definitely in a recession and it is mostly your fault” #UnseenPMOemail @SusanDelacourt #elxn42 #lpc
— Ken Lister (@kenlister1) August 25, 2015
“So what’s the explanation for how a bribe can be accepted but not offered? The RCMP needs a good answer for this one.” #unseenpmoemail
— Dave (@fabtasticfoo) August 25, 2015
“Maybe a land war with the chief justice of the Supreme Court is a bad idea.” #UnseenPMOemail https://t.co/IHBuqZG4N1
— Douglas Hunter (@DWHauthor) August 25, 2015
25. Ethical Guns
Shhh. Don’t talk about Harper’s secret arms deal with the Saudis. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/harper-assured-details-of-saudi-arms-deal-would-stay-under-wraps/article26105853/
Posted by Elxn42 memes on Wednesday, August 26, 2015
24. #WeAreEarlCowan
Who could forget Earl Cowan, the peppy swear-at-journalists-who-are-doing-their-job guy?
After he was widely ridiculed on social media as an icon of Conservative thinking, some party stalwarts thought starting a hashtag in solidarity would be a good idea. That went well.
In the end, #WeAreEarlCowan defeated the Conservative Party of Canada. The fringe finally broke free from the moderates and crashed the ship
— Adam Stirling (@Adam_Stirling) October 14, 2015
#WeAreEarlCowan because we think this chart shows how well @pmharper has managed the economy. #cdnpoli #elxn42 pic.twitter.com/pJNmDSsUZz
— Karma Galore (@karma_galore) August 22, 2015
If #WeAreEarlCowan then pic.twitter.com/DDsZTjtkcP
— Rob Easton (@MrRobEaston) August 21, 2015
Shout out to @JDas2k for making the best meme out of this whole situation. #Harper #OldManYellsAtReporters pic.twitter.com/og20S4Iw2N
— Momin Qureshi (@Momin680NEWS) August 18, 2015
23. The Eye Roll Heard Round the World
Speaking of Mike Duffy, it seems not everyone in the Conservative caucus was convinced by Harper’s version of events.
Watch Jim Flaherty’s reaction when Steve tells the House of Commons that Nigel Wright didn’t tell Ray Novak about the Duffy bribe.
Posted by Government for all Canadians, not just the wealthy on Sunday, August 23, 2015
22. Kenney’s fact deficit
Jason Kenney could be a genre of Conservative social media fails unto himself. From tweeting misleading photos and comments that are questionable at best to claiming Canada is “the only country in the world” to eliminate its deficit, Jason Kenney is in a social media fail league of his own.
21. Veterans Fail #1
Oooohh… Burn.
Posted by Thor Henrikson on Monday, August 17, 2015
20. #BarbaricCulturalPractices
Another day. Another xenophobic policy re-announcement. Another spectacular backfire.
Cutting protection for 99% of lakes and rivers #BarbaricCulturalPractices
— Council of Canadians (@CouncilofCDNs) October 2, 2015
Cutting $36 billion from health care #BarbaricCulturalPractices
— Council of Canadians (@CouncilofCDNs) October 2, 2015
Voter suppression, election fraud, trampling democratic rights and freedoms #barbaricculturalpractices
— Council of Canadians (@CouncilofCDNs) October 2, 2015
#BarbaricCulturalPractices #cdnpoli #cpc pic.twitter.com/5lI45lh0JW
— Boycott Harper Cons (@boycottsunnews) October 3, 2015
#BarbaricCulturalPractices hotline is so Orwellian it makes me wonder if 1984 is being used as a “how to” book pic.twitter.com/mtVLMzLNT3
— Rebecca Bromwich (@RebeccaBromwich) October 5, 2015
@HindMakki #CPC using Islamophobia, fear of niqab & #BarbaricCulturalPractices to distract Canadian public. #elxn42 pic.twitter.com/Zbuxh9uG3f
— Footybedsheets (@_shireenahmed_) October 4, 2015
19. Veterans Fail #2
Canada’s veterans deserve better.
Posted by The Council of Canadians on Thursday, August 27, 2015
18. Harper’s little huge media fail
Harper cracked a joke. It didn’t go all that well well…
@monique_muise @gmbutts pic.twitter.com/0pURCseLZs
— Adam Paolucci (@AdamPaolucci) August 27, 2015
Stephen Harper auditioned for a new job today with the Kids in the Hall. #elxn42 #crushyourhead pic.twitter.com/X275qqEWPJ
— Sarah Head (@heradasha) August 27, 2015
17. Groundhog’s day policies
Same policy. Same city. Same factory.
16. #BathrobeGuy
Joe Oliver’s men-only economics announcement was already being widely panned.
Today is Women’s Equality Day in the US. In other news, Joe Oliver is speaking at a men’s only club today. #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/2v9XxLKdXN
— Wilfrid Laurier (@PMLaurier) August 26, 2015
Then Bathrobe Guy showed up.
Men’s club #bathrobeguy becomes a social media star http://t.co/NJYdOZ800H pic.twitter.com/UNtEQMzK8U
— Metro Toronto (@metrotoronto) August 26, 2015
@dreamitnowdoit @stephenlautens @PatOndabak @bathrobeguy – he’s here!! pic.twitter.com/m9TNPsWXK6
— Zanna Joyce (@ZannaJoy) August 28, 2015
15. Refugee misinformation and demonization
After tweeting a “before and after” photo, since debunked, claiming a refugee was really a member of ISIS in disguise, Conservative MP Peter Kent retweeted misinformation from Ezra Levant on the gender of refugees.
14. Lynton Crosby
#Harperman So confused… I thought he said Wizard of Oz #exln42 #cdnpoli #LyntonCrosby #sayNOtoHate pic.twitter.com/Q72xpoF1GW
— Tania Wildman (@wildindigofox) October 14, 2015
. @pmharper ‘s daily message #elxn42 #cdnpoli #IWillvote2015 #economy #recession #niqab #lyntoncrosby pic.twitter.com/0wphAtYYZK
— IWillVote2015 (@JimSadlemyer) October 15, 2015
#TommunistManifesto #lyntoncrosby #canpoli #elexn42 #TheLeap pic.twitter.com/R4Xs9P6OnK
— Stumpin Tom (@stumpin_tom) September 15, 2015
#LyntonCrosby: for when every other evil villain qualified to run the #CPC campaign turns you down. #elxn42 #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/VMDsGHeU90
— Stefan Avlijas (@avlijass) September 11, 2015
https://t.co/Iudvqepquc #cdnpoli #lyntoncrosby pic.twitter.com/pKy3xK4WlO
— EUGENE PLAWIUK (@eplawiuk) September 11, 2015
13. #CPChalloweenCostumes
@torytipline We’re reporting ourselves for these brilliant #CPCHalloweenCostumes #elxn42 Tip: don’t mess w Frankencon pic.twitter.com/LWhstL0LTD
— @elxn42memes (@Elxn42Memes) October 6, 2015
Combine your love of islamophobia with your love of Lego with the @pmharper PMSH-Emmet #CPCHalloweenCostumes. #elxn42 pic.twitter.com/no7u4pcQMe
— Pete McPhee (@icipetemc) October 7, 2015
12. Ooopstagram
This one’s almost unfair, in the sense that the Conservatives technically didn’t do anything wrong other than having an Instagram account.
Fair warning: the reactions are saturated with coarse (and rather creative) language.
11. It’s the economy stupid
Read the fine print.
Posted by The Council of Canadians on Tuesday, September 1, 2015
1-10: Teleporting Salmon, #AngryCon, #CPCjesus and more
The original top ten Conservative social media fails are available here.
On October 19, make sure you have the ID you need, be on the lookout for any potential election fraud, and go vote for change. Then let’s get ready for what happens next.